Monthly Archives: October 2015

Kung Fu Fighting

I am afraid to go to China. I watched The Karate Kid (2010), and now I know I won’t be able to defend myself when a band of children jump me. One scene in particular stands out, and this is when Dre Parker is confronted by his bullies in the street. When Mr. Han comes to Dre’s defense, the viewer sees that these kids are for real. Mr. Han, a Kung Fu master, has to pull out his best moves to defend himself and Dre against these middle schoolers’ vicious onslaught of Kung Fu mania. My skills are not nearly as developed as Mr. Han’s, –I am more Po than Kung Fu Panda– and I would easily be disposed of and tossed into a garbage can by this band of prepubescent sixth graders.

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